How freaking true.

Posted on the Masslive Pets Forum:

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome
to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a
problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well,
I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have
you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where
to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And
with th at, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle
of a green golf course. In the d istance is a clubhouse and standing in
front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked
with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to
greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had
while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also
present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good
time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that
before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone &nbs p;gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit heaven."

So,
24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a
good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.
Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The
senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never
have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I
would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The
devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't
understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was
a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank
champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a
wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says,

"Yesterday we were campaigning......

..Today you voted."

Teeth

Hi. I'm public enemy number one. Dearest child of mine had her braces put on yesterday and apparently that makes me a pretty horrible person in her book. And here's the real funny part: her dad is agreeing with her.

Autumn had her lip pierced a week ago and I told her before it was done that if it was going to affect the braces she would have to wait. I was promised that it would not. Fine.

Yesterday right up until it actually happened she fought me. They put novocaine on her lip to numb it and everything. I spoke to the ex who said, "I don't know why you rushed this. Why didn't you just wait until March?" You see, we were going to do it in March because he wasn't going to have his half of the cash. I had it, so I bumped the appointment up to get it over with. I guess that makes me a bad mommy?

Whatever. She scored a day off today because "I couldn't talk this morning."

Can you say "Wrapped around her little finger?" If it wasn't so ridiculously frustrating I'd laugh.

New pics!

JP had his hair cut yesterday. Damn that kid sure is cute. And I think he knows it, he LOVES getting his picture taken. I just took this one about an hour ago.


A little hug for his sick brother. Seth is still not feeling so great. No fevers today, but he is coughing so much. Poor little dude. No daycare today or tomorrow.

Seth was quite sick when one of the girls took this. He was too sick to get his haircut, but gosh he needs one!

there's a lot of crazy out there

I joined up with this online group for autism. It was a large group, over 2,000 members. Said it was for parents of autistic kids. Well, it sort of was. If you are a crazy, bible-thumping, black person hating, gays are devil-worshipping pedophile believing parent who homeschools their child because the devil is in the public schools. I wasn't really reading a lot of the emails because I've been sick, but HOLY CRAZY ASS! I almost stayed joined up to see how nutty it would get.

I read one yesterday that was trying to blame autism on "the homosexual mutant gene is getting into our kids and ruining the integrity of the other dna". No. Really. And people responded IN AGREEMENT!

The last email was a woman from Alabama who was praying for Oprah's soul not to burn in hell. Why was Oprah going to hell? Because she was not able to believe in the One True God (it was caps in her email) and that her "new age Christ" was leading her into damnation.

Three words to really scare you: THESE PEOPLE VOTE.

This is what people are turning to. There is so much misinformation out there and so much we don't know about autism. Its to the point where folks are keeping their kids out of the system totally. People are afraid to vaccinate their kids so they are choosing not to and then homeschooling them. They are willing to believe anything rather than blindly accepting that their child is different from others. And really, isn't that what this is all about? Autism doesn't affect intelligence, it doesn't have a physical trait. Its just a different way of being. Does that mean we stop searching for a cure or a treatment or a way to help these kids? Course not. And until there are real answers out there, parents will need to weed through the fringe groups to find the good ones.

Waking up Baxter

If you have ever googled the word "autism" chances are you have stumbled upon the idea out there that the mercury found in vaccines is being looked at as a cause. Watch this short documentary for more information. Its beautifully done and worth your 8 minutes.

Seffie is Sick

Seth is sick. JP said to me just now, "Oh mommy, Seffie don't feel good. Poor Seffie!" How great is that?! Not that Seth is sick, but that JP said all that? He has been nothing short of an angel lately. I really think spending his days in a quiet home rather than a daycare center is the reason. Michelle has been reassuring me that he hasn't really had any tantrums at all. He gets frustrated, but is easily re-directed. I keep looking at her and asking, "Really? You can tell me! Really?" I just can't believe it. This is literally night and day. I don't know what to make of it really. I'm so used to spending 10 minutes every pick up hearing about the various meltdowns and head banging sessions. I could get used to this!


Only me. I had to get birth certificates for the boys today. No biggie for most folks, just a little jaunt downtown. Well, driving on medications (that's plural) is one thing, doing so downtown is pretty stupid. So, I hit this white car's mirror and tore that bad boy right off. I pull over, write out my "I'm an idiot, please call me" note and as I walk over to the car I realize it has handicapped plates and the other mirror had been torn off years ago. The car is pretty banged up all around. Great, so I swiped the mirror off an old, handicapped, poor person. Only me.

About 20 minutes ago I got the call. Nicest man introduces himself: Name's Sam. Sam Bolden. I believe you left me a little note today?

Conversation continues, he offers to take the car to this little repair shop in my neighborhood and get a cost to have the mirror fixed. In 10 minutes he has an estimate and is willing to just take cash over going through the insurance company. Great.

He pulls in front of my house and re-introduces himself. "Names Sam. Sam Bolden. I've been fighting this city for years to get my club back. I was up on the 10th floor with my lawyer trying to get back what I built up over my lifetime."

Sam is an older man, driving an early 90's model Buick. He is wearing a hat, gold rimmed glasses, and a large gold watch. He is very dark skinned. An old black cane is at his right side, stretching to the passenger side floor. His car is clean inside and out, but a little worse for the wear. And missing two mirrors.

Turns out that I hit this Sam Bolden's car. Of course. I wouldn't hit just anyone's car, I had to hit THIS car. A few years ago our former Mayor went on this tax evasion/lien rampage and started taking all the properties that owed taxes to the city. Irregardless of any arrangements that may have been made previously. Well, this is one of those cases. Mr. Bolden owed the city almost $400,000 in property taxes.

What I remember most was his comment about one of the town officials having short man syndrome. "That's a form of mental retardation. I kid you not."

He also said that 70% of the country wasn't racist and that Obama is proof of that.

Well, it was to meet you Mr. Bolden.

.... And Scene








I'm on codeine cough syrup, so put that in your hat while reading this m'kay?

I have been struggling with how to write about the closing of All My Sons. When you begin working on something that you feel close to, you get a bit tunnel-visioned. You tune out a lot and focus and do the work. It was difficult to do that during the past few months. With JP's problems, losing daycare and feeling completely drowned in information, agencies and therapy appointments... it wasn't easy to shut out the world. And then I had an actor quit and write me a personal "I hate you manifesto". It rattled me, I admit it. I let her words sting and it shook my confidence completely. I had much respect for her and what she said was heavily weighted with decades of experience.

Somehow though, it happened. Trudging through and re-casting a principle part with an actress who took hold of an incredibly difficult task and owning it. By tech week, I could no longer remember how the lines had sounded when spoken by the other Kate. I became able to step back out of my own way and let the show take its shape. I noticed the actors lifting each other up. I saw them listening to each other and diving full force into this world.

On opening night, I was a mess. I fully admit it. I knew we had found our show. I fully believed that the actors would be fine, but I just couldn't enjoy it yet. And then all of a sudden the lights were coming down and the audience was on its feet. And there, lined up at stage's edge, were 10 people taking a bow. Ten actors who took an amateur director's vision or direction or whatever you want to call it... and damn if they didn't make it look easy.

People remember moments of great pride. Mothers will usually say that it was the birth of their children. Well, this was my fifth child then. I felt such incredible pride. Fred who portrayed Joe Keller... one of the most demanding and difficult roles ever written... he worked so damn hard on that. A fairly new actor with no formal training... And he NAILED it. Charles who took every direction and ran with it, even the ones I would realize were a bad idea and need to change it. He made every move seem warranted, made Chris into a man and not a statue - which would be easy to do.

I could go on and on about each of them, what they brought on that stage and what they gave every night. From Steve's moment of OH! This is Jim Bayliss! as he leaned against that arbor and gave me a monologue that folks would remember. I am completely astonished at their dedication.

We fell in love with our little show. I couldn't be more thankful to them.

I have more pics to post of everyone in the show. I'm just a bit loopy and the cd is on another floor. Or world.

You need to read this

sickness sucks

Holy crap where did this come from? I am down with some sort of flu thing. My lungs feel like they are filled with nasty stuff. Fever and aches and pains. The nausea seems to have passed so at least there's that.

I found out today that a bunch of folks from the cast have it too. And my dad.

I slept until after 1pm today and by 5ish I was having a helluva time keeping my eyes open. Thank the Lord for DVR and Little Einsteins! Now my goofy boys are jumping all over Autumn and Danielle's beds. I'm thinking Benadryl. For them, not me.


Happy Valentine's Day


My Jimmy. Who needs a haircut & looks like a Beatle.


My Seth. Who has a very messy face. And is wearing big boy undies!

No, the flowers aren't my gift. The flowers are from my family for opening night. I took the picture with my gift. Oh, I'm sorry... was that not clear??? Well... how about NIKON D40??? Me?! I have the.....? Oh yes. And it is good.

I bought Aaron a movie.

Gone to the dogs

I get to start walking dogs again tomorrow! I had to take some time away because... well.. if you've ever read this blog before you know!

So tomorrow I'm walking Ralphie. I will bet you one milly-unnnn dollars that these eyes will break your heart. What a sweetie!


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$6000 teeth and more!!

Lots of stuff happening at Casa de Jenn. Not sure if that was even Spanish. Boys started their new daycare Monday and after a bit of a rough first day they have really settled in. This is a family daycare in Granby. The boys get to play and enjoy a less rigid schedule and as a result, JP hasn't had a single meltdown. He still gets frustrated easily, but in a quieter environment it sounds like he is able to calm down pretty quickly. Napping in little port-a-cribs seems to be helping, he is very rested at home and his mood the last 2 days has been fantastic. He is sleeping better at night, no more wake-ups. Yesterday when it was time to leave he let me put on his coat without a total freak out... this is rare and wonderful!! So, woot for everyone!

Autumn needs braces. For a mere $6000 she can have nice straight teeth. Ugh. She is going in March to get them on. Thank the Lord for payment plans!!

The show wraps this weekend. I didn't have rehearsal last night, so I... drum roll please... PAINTED MY FINGERNAILS!! Oh, and tried to make a bread in the bread machine for the first time. It looks sort of like a mountain landscape, with one big hill on one side and a plateau on the other. Tasted good though, so there's that. Sandwiches will look like amoeba shapes, but who cares.

Valentines Day. Big whoop. Aaron is not working tomorrow so he's coming to the show with me.

Working on the denial factor with JP. I've joined an online support group and am going to contact the Westfield group to see about joining them on Thursdays. I figure if I can do 2 things everyday that has to do with ASD I'll eventually come to accept this. Questions answered, appointments made... those sorts of things. If I make it a point to do two things a day I won't get overwhelmed and turn away from it again. There is just so much out there. Chelating, detox, leaky gut, hand flapping, tantrums, speech delay... google any one of these and the results will astound you.

Onward and upward.





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The Day Grand Central Station Froze

My first review.

All My Sons
Exit 7 Players
Weekends through February 16, 2008

February 8, 2008
By Donna Bailey-Thompson

This play is worth seeing.

At the end of the first act, there was silence. No applause. No one moved. For two reasons: the audience had become riveted by a masterfully-written storyperformed by a fine cast and the house lights had not brightened enough to signal that intermission had arrived.


Exit 7 Players have bestowed upon Arthur Miller’s emotionally-stirring, "AllMy Sons" the highest honor: respect for the material and for the craft itself. Noted for their upbeat productions of such musicals as "Gypsy," "Sweet Charity" and "Cabaret," presenting this particular drama now is as timely as it was when it opened on Broadway in 1947. There’s not an old bone in its body because "All My Sons" is about timeless concerns – family and business, love and ethics, courage and cowardice – huge subjects that beset ordinary people.

Director Jennifer Curran has stated, "This is the story I needed to tell. What we can choose to ignore, what we can and cannot live with and what we cannot forgive." Her emotional connection with the script is reflected in the performances, especially those of Kate Keller (Jennifer Bauduccio), Joe Keller (Fred Piel), Chris Keller (Charles Holt) and George Deever (Dan Derby). The conflicted Kellers and the accusatory Deever are superb. Special kudos go to
Bauduccio who stepped into a demanding role less than two weeks before the opening. As Anne Deever, Lea D. Oppedisano plays an establishment daughter, a far cry from her most recent Exit 7 Players role as Charity Hope Valentine in "Sweet Charity."

Once again, Paul Hamel (Set Designer/Technical Director/Set Construction) has fashioned a set that complements the play’s theme, especially as represented by family and business: the Keller’s house dominates the stage but visible across the road is the factory.

There are strong similarities between "All My Sons" and Miller’s play "A Death of a Salesman." But to paraphrase a line from "Salesman," more attention must be paid to "All My Sons" because, to paraphrase a cosmetic’s advertising pitch, it’s worth it.

Next: In May, Stephen Sondheim’s "A Little Night Music."

(I can't believe she had to mention the stupid house lights.)

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Not just a river in Egypt

I am beginning to understand how deep my denial runs over JP's diagnosis. I'm a tackler: when things go wrong or right I tackle whatever it is with enthusiasm. When I got Clancy, I researched and studied dog behavior, nutrition. When I found out I was having twins, same thing. I joined online groups, read books about twin pregnancy and raising twins. Education is power.

When JP was first given his provisional diagnosis, I started out like this. The information out there for autism is completely overwhelmng. I stopped reading. And then the roller coaster lurched and we were off on another down turn. I pulled way back. I was making the phone calls and setting up services, but I wasn't necessarily in learning mode. I wasn't buying it.

Now I have piles of packets from various agencies and support groups. Most are not even opened. I kept telling myself that after the show was up I would take a day and go through all this stuff.

But, if I'm being honest... I don't want to read it. Because I don't want to believe it. I don't think I've ever experienced true denial, but I guess I am. I need to get over this and start diving in.


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Gold medal stomach floor exercise. Or something witty like that.

Opening night. Sethie-boy is sick. Fever, runny nose.

Did I mention my show opens tonight? I"m gonna go puke. I've never been so scared in my entire life. Beyond scared. I'm excited, because the show rocked last night. But I'm scared. Because. I am. And my stomach has been doing Olympian gymnastics for about a week now.

Can we take a moment and appreciate the fact that I've often considered my stomach to be made of iron. I've drank large quantities of alcohol and *should* have vomited, only to be rebuffed and suffered through two days of incessant queasiness. Apparently, the easiest way to practice for full on bullemia is to direct a three-act drama.

I called out of work today to take care of my Seth. If I were my boss I would think I called out because of the show but actually I didn't. I would rather have sat in a quiet office today thinking about anything that doesn't begin with Opening and ending with Night.




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All My Sons

Tech week, usually lovingly referred to as Hell Week, is here. And I gotta admit,that show is going to rock!

Get your tickets here!!!

Woo hoooo!


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Stupid things I do

I just realized that even when I leave voice mail I use hand gestures. What is that about? I look like an idiot.


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What stress looks like


Show opens Friday. Its 12:45am. I just wrote my Director's Note for the program. My lips are chapped horribly from licking them in a nervous frenzy, my skin is covered in dry patches caused by stress. I can't take my meds because they make me sleepy and I have work to do so my Fibro is acting like its cool to be all in my face.

All that being said, this is damn fun.

Are you ready for some... perspective?




A "stranger-friend" (someone I know online only so far - yet to meet in real life) sent me this email today. It struck an awful lot of chords with me. With permission, I pasted it below. Thanks for sharing L!

~~~


The super bowl...


The score was 7 -3 Pats in the lead,we all just got done eating
some really good Chinese food,sitting back and talking about the
superbowl ads.


Talking with my Dad,I started to notice something was wrong,Was
sure what it was but he didn't look right to me,enough to where I
walked over to my older brother,and told him this.I didn't have panic
in my tone ,just concern.My brother was finishing up what he was
doing,and I walked back to my father.He was Grey in color and his head
now was hanging-He was sitting on a high bar stool at the kitchen
island.I went back to my brother with panic in my voice and just
said-Now.


He jumped up and cause a down hill effect-My younger brother
jumped up also.When they reached him,it was just enough time to hold
him up-he went limp.As they started to yell get him on the floor.

I went and called my husband who was in the celler with some
friends.At the top of the stairs-I couldn't breath-I couldn't seem to
get the one word I needed to come out of my mouth-Dan.

But somehow did.With two steps he was at the top of the stairs.


Walking back into the room with everyone,I watched them lower my
father to the floor.White and not responding.All I have read on first
aid,stoke and heart attacks-some how felt locked away in a box
somewhere.Scared out of mind,I was worth nothing. :0(.


I walked into my bedroom,by myself and said a prayer~It was then
when one of my friends came in and told me not to go back out there.I
then understood,I was the only one who knows CPR that was here.The
locked box,unlocked.


Walking back out -with my legs shaking,I saw something-My family
and friends all taking a roll in calling 911,getting my dads legs up
over his head,putting his head at a lowest point.My dad had everyone
holding him.I joined in -finally.( Very mad at myself,for letting fear
strip me of being able to help).Some color came back into his face and
lips,and he was sweating bad.I went and got a cold cloth,and what was
minutes seemed like hours for the EMTs to come.


Our lives changed in seconds-we went from wanting the Pats to win,to the world just stopping.

With all the flashing lights out front,fire trucks,and cop cars.


My dad spoke," What the hell am I on the floor for"-Music to my
ears.We are not sure what happened yet-he is in the hospital as of this
morning,and they have been running tests.


I learned alot here-My family is wonderful,and what The real stuff
in life should be.How it can be taken away in a split second.When the
world was watching the Pats and the Giants-thinking it was the most
important thing.Someones other world was flipped upside down.


Always be kind to others,and take the time to smell the
flowers.You just never know,when its going to be your world in turmoil
or you for that matter.

I've learned something bigger last night.


Thanks for reading..

~~~~

Update: Dad is fine and should be home today. It was low blood sugar. I think what touched me so much is that this family, this is exactly like mine. So, that means its probably a lot like yours. And that would mean that we're all just folks. Aren't we? Just getting through our days, paying bills, washing dishes and looking out for each other. Complaining about the politicians, the kids. Looking at the mess in our cars or our family rooms. Hating to wash dishes and hoping our partner's will have them done when we get home. Getting that last cup of milk before bed and hoping that our little ones sleep through the night.

And then there are those like my co-worker, who go to sleep every night praying her little one is still with her in the morning. Or when she drives away to run an errand.

Perspective.

Tom Brady didn't win it. But a friend's father is going to be okay. And we had an evening with good company and great food.

Yeah... perspective is good.




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